I just saw two guys walking home from the grocery store eating frozen Eggo waffles straight out of the box

It’s either cool and refreshing, or the waffles are effectively toasting en route in the ambient heat. Maybe first one, then the other

Well I've had coffee and typed some stupid crap into the Internet for a couple hours, now it's time for lunch

Get off the damn internet!

Should I boost more?

Also why isn’t it called “toost”

Summer heat parking tips for drivers:

• Park facing away from the sun (south, generally, or east in the afternoon) so less direct sunlight comes in through your windshield
• turn your steering wheel so it’s upside down, to keep the top part from getting so hot
• don’t just park where the shade is, park where the shade is going to be
• open windows or sunroof slightly to let expanding hot air escape
• don’t leave the house in the first place

So “mission accomplished” for the anti-woke mob… BLM just going away

https://www.axios.com/2023/06/29/blacklivesmatter-tweets-vanishing-twitter

Today I have a great opportunity to nounage some key business verbings

Some good advice is to only put a reasonable portion of Cheezits on a plate. It will limit how much you eat, and when you finish them, you can eat more straight out of the box

Hello from OS/2

Bidets should have options like at the self serve car wash. Turn the knob for high pressure rinse, high pressure soap, deep cleansing, degreasing, waxing, polishing, spot-free rinse…

Imagine if you will a place beyond space and time. A dimension not of sight or sound but of cat farts. You have entered… the Cat Fart Zone.

We love you, we all do. But we need to talk to you about your software habit. You’re using too much software

Is the internet out of news for anyone else? I can’t get any new news over here

Is this anything? Updated recreational activity signs…

I have experienced being rejected by Rowsdower.

And in that, I have witnessed the strength of Rowsdower, the beauty of Rowsdower, the wisdom of Rowsdower.

And now I see that Rowsdower’s rejection is ultimately Rowsdower’s warmest blessing.

Thank you, Rowsdower.

Are we committed to 2023? What other options have we considered?

[DAY 3 SINCE ARRIVING AT VALHALLA] :sigh: Leftovers again?