Summer heat parking tips for drivers:

• Park facing away from the sun (south, generally, or east in the afternoon) so less direct sunlight comes in through your windshield
• turn your steering wheel so it’s upside down, to keep the top part from getting so hot
• don’t just park where the shade is, park where the shade is going to be
• open windows or sunroof slightly to let expanding hot air escape
• don’t leave the house in the first place

So “mission accomplished” for the anti-woke mob… BLM just going away

https://www.axios.com/2023/06/29/blacklivesmatter-tweets-vanishing-twitter

Today I have a great opportunity to nounage some key business verbings

Some good advice is to only put a reasonable portion of Cheezits on a plate. It will limit how much you eat, and when you finish them, you can eat more straight out of the box

Hello from OS/2

Bidets should have options like at the self serve car wash. Turn the knob for high pressure rinse, high pressure soap, deep cleansing, degreasing, waxing, polishing, spot-free rinse…

Imagine if you will a place beyond space and time. A dimension not of sight or sound but of cat farts. You have entered… the Cat Fart Zone.

We love you, we all do. But we need to talk to you about your software habit. You’re using too much software

Is the internet out of news for anyone else? I can’t get any new news over here

Is this anything? Updated recreational activity signs…

I have experienced being rejected by Rowsdower.

And in that, I have witnessed the strength of Rowsdower, the beauty of Rowsdower, the wisdom of Rowsdower.

And now I see that Rowsdower’s rejection is ultimately Rowsdower’s warmest blessing.

Thank you, Rowsdower.

Are we committed to 2023? What other options have we considered?

[DAY 3 SINCE ARRIVING AT VALHALLA] :sigh: Leftovers again?

Reminder: the city has asked residents not to drip their faucets, to help maintain proper water pressure on my bidet

People aren’t talking enough about what they do with all the sleeves they cut off to make fleece vests. Where do they go? Why can’t you buy them? What is Big Fleece hiding??