We love you, we all do. But we need to talk to you about your software habit. You’re using too much software
Is the internet out of news for anyone else? I can’t get any new news over here
I have experienced being rejected by Rowsdower.
And in that, I have witnessed the strength of Rowsdower, the beauty of Rowsdower, the wisdom of Rowsdower.
And now I see that Rowsdower’s rejection is ultimately Rowsdower’s warmest blessing.
Thank you, Rowsdower.
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
Are we committed to 2023? What other options have we considered?
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible
[DAY 3 SINCE ARRIVING AT VALHALLA] :sigh: Leftovers again?
Reminder: the city has asked residents not to drip their faucets, to help maintain proper water pressure on my bidet
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
on twitter, there's one main character for the whole platform. on mastodon, each instance selects their own discourse champion, who is sent to fight to the death with all the other contestants
People aren’t talking enough about what they do with all the sleeves they cut off to make fleece vests. Where do they go? Why can’t you buy them? What is Big Fleece hiding??
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
Should I abide by the results of this poll? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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Yes 40% (2068 votes)
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No 59% (2983 votes)
Chaos may be a ladder, but ladders can lead down as well as up. They can also be lashed together and used as bridges across icy crevasses. You can fall off them and die before anyone even notices. Your irretrievable corpse will then be a part of the mountain for the rest of time. That's a bad use of a ladder. Do not use the chaos ladder in that way
Remember, a DM is not private. Just as on Twitter, your Mastodon server admin can read your Dungeon Masters
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
There are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests
Woke up with this important thought in mind: when you finagle a fumble of a fob dongle, it’s a Fobongleumblagle.
Don’t just fax it, SHADOWFAX IT! With new ShadowFax(tm) Fax-By-Horse technology. All the quality of a fax, with the solemn majesty of a horse!
Yes, it truly is… the Lord of the Faxes!
From GandalfCo
You know, we wouldn’t need these stupid sinuses if we didn’t have such big, stupid head bones. I’m beginning to think cephalopods have the right idea w.r.t. bones
Hey ${FOLLOWER}, just following up on my last toot to see if you’d had a chance to review my last toot.
I totally sent you a toot. This isn’t at all a salesforce template pretending I sent you a toot I never sent. But just in case, here’s my last toot again. Let me know!
From: Salesforce spambot To: Whomever
Hey, ${FOLLOWER}, hope you’re having a great day. I was looking at your website about toots, and I wondered whether you’d be interested in toots? When would be a good time to talk about toots? Let me know!
As sinister as an elevator that arrives unsummoned and opens, empty, just as you approach