Some good advice is to only put a reasonable portion of Cheezits on a plate. It will limit how much you eat, and when you finish them, you can eat more straight out of the box

Hello from OS/2

Bidets should have options like at the self serve car wash. Turn the knob for high pressure rinse, high pressure soap, deep cleansing, degreasing, waxing, polishing, spot-free rinse…

Imagine if you will a place beyond space and time. A dimension not of sight or sound but of cat farts. You have entered… the Cat Fart Zone.

We love you, we all do. But we need to talk to you about your software habit. You’re using too much software

Is the internet out of news for anyone else? I can’t get any new news over here

Is this anything? Updated recreational activity signs…

I have experienced being rejected by Rowsdower.

And in that, I have witnessed the strength of Rowsdower, the beauty of Rowsdower, the wisdom of Rowsdower.

And now I see that Rowsdower’s rejection is ultimately Rowsdower’s warmest blessing.

Thank you, Rowsdower.

Are we committed to 2023? What other options have we considered?

[DAY 3 SINCE ARRIVING AT VALHALLA] :sigh: Leftovers again?

Reminder: the city has asked residents not to drip their faucets, to help maintain proper water pressure on my bidet

People aren’t talking enough about what they do with all the sleeves they cut off to make fleece vests. Where do they go? Why can’t you buy them? What is Big Fleece hiding??

Chaos may be a ladder, but ladders can lead down as well as up. They can also be lashed together and used as bridges across icy crevasses. You can fall off them and die before anyone even notices. Your irretrievable corpse will then be a part of the mountain for the rest of time. That's a bad use of a ladder. Do not use the chaos ladder in that way

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