Your hipster food hall stall name is your favorite municipal service, your least-used kitchen gadget (plural), an ampersand, and then the word "tap"
Mine: Houston Water Zesters & Tap
Anheuser-Busch is its own district as far as the City of Houston water system is concerned.
So much for drinking beer to save water
Two kids go to Tomorrowland.
One is inspired to grow up to sell rockets and cars, and makes billions.
The other is inspired to grow up to sell concessions and merchandise to captive audiences, and makes billions.
I don't have a point here. Both are assholes
Sure I slack off a little during work hours. But I also cleared half a dozen tickets, from my phone, while sitting on the toilet, first thing out of bed.
I’ve done more before breakfast than even -I- do all day.
Some mind blowing knowledge being dropped in today’s toots
No, I expect extremely long hours of hardcore tooting on Thanksgiving most of all
I hate to break it to you but the macys thanksgiving day parade has always used lip syncing for their commentators
Boooooo to the New York Times for adding a link to torture porn (the New York Times) when sharing a Wordle
Mastodon has a people saying Mastodon has a problem problem
Web 3 is the last of the ill-conceived prequels and the end of a misguided retcon. The true successor to the original Web trilogy will be episode 7.
John Burwell aka deet shared 2 years ago
♫ Do Ri To Na Cho Chi Si Do ♫
“Enough fediverse for now! Time to get to work!” [puts down phone]
[goes to computer, opens fediverse]
Boy-howdy, I got me a hankerin’ for some content. Y’all got that here?
All the moms lining up early at Twitter to get half-off Tweets before the good stuff is gone
I’m not locked in here with you, you herewith are locked in me
Don’t be telling me what to boost, and don’t be boosting things that tell YOU what to boost! This ain’t the birdsite! On the #fediverse, you boost or not as you heckin’ well please!!
Boost if you agree
For each item of work I do, I get to toot one Mastodon
@clive@saturation.social I thought this was a great article https://uxdesign.cc/mastodon-is-antiviral-design-42f090ab8d51 (Medium, members-only) for the way you address how people use Mastodon and more generally the fediverse, rather than just the technology or the specific norms themselves.
