I’ve done more before breakfast than usually I do all day
Mostly just cos I haven’t had breakfast
I’m saying I want breakfast
I regularly get trust threat reports but where do I sign up for thrust treat reports
I wanna be
Your normal hammer
When is someone at a dinner party finally going to “get me” about Cats (2019)?????
What would the Klingon Warbird IT guy do
All these in-app pop-ups about new features and whatever… can I just get them all at once in a daily digest instead of interminably throughout my day
A figure in the ANSI TIA 606-D document refers to “legacy thicknet” and now I’m all misty
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
Gaiman: " If you really can't figure out which political party or which politician to vote for, just ask if they're on the side of libraries. Are they voting to fund their libraries? Are they voting to keep them free? Then vote for those guys. They're probably the good guys. And by the same token, the book burners, the book banners, they're probably the bad guys."
https://ilovelibraries.org/article/i-will-always-be-on-the-side-of-the-libraries-a-conversation-with-neil-gaiman/
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
Shared that #Britney meme in my Destiny Slack and the responses were 👨🏻🍳’s💋
Oh here’s another one at this hour:
“You know, failure can be a valuable creative constraint and catalyst, and I like to think I can help provide that”
Ask not “why,” but — “this, and so what?”
Is this anything question mark toot toot
I’d like to know what happened last night, but I don’t want to feed the machine that turns government into ad revenue. And I also don’t want it clogging my social feed. And also I don’t actually care or even want to know
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
@thomasfuchs I've never been a fan of Fox, but I have to admit the buttons that let the candidates shock each other was a nice touch
The world’s most remote location with a device connected to the Internet is an island in the South Atlantic Ocean controlled by Norway. It is home to birds, seals, and penguins, and it has a weather station with a satellite uplink.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island
Today’s conditions: cold.
https://www.accuweather.com/en/bv/bouvet-island/2258518/weather-forecast/2258518
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
it was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times
If all points in time exist all at once, then we are all still having all the sex we’ve ever had
The Internet is getting useless for information on anything that isn’t for sale
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Why can’t flavor science give us Dr. Pepper flavored sparkling water
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 11 months ago
A recipes community on Lemmy had a post about chocolate deviled eggs and another one about flaming hot Cheetos dusted cheese puck slider buns, so I got to post this classic again https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gkvzp/the-gross-aesthetic-of-reddit-bros-and-their-food-hacks-492
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 11 months ago
Horrible edge cases to consider when dealing with music https://dustri.org/b/horrible-edge-cases-to-consider-when-dealing-with-music.html