You might know of me as @deet elsewhere. If not, well there's still time
Eggs, cheese
Compliant
You’re soaking in it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_Hat_Riot
Bidets should have options like at the self serve car wash. Turn the knob for high pressure rinse, high pressure soap, deep cleansing, degreasing, waxing, polishing, spot-free rinse…