ChatGPT Prompt: Write a noir short story about rapper Eazy-E solving the murder of Grimace by the Hamburglar

Eazy-E was on the case. The murder of Grimace had rocked the McDonalds franchise to its core. With no leads and the police going nowhere, Grimace's family had called on Eazy-E to take on the case.

Eazy-E had never taken on a case like this before, but he knew that he needed to get to the bottom of it. He started by heading to the crime scene. It was a grim sight. Grimace had been found in his bedroom with a single gunshot wound to the head.

Eazy-E started asking around. He spoke to Ronald McDonald and the other employees of McDonalds. But no one seemed to know anything about the crime.

Eazy-E decided to take a different approach. He started digging into the Hamburglar's past. What he found was shocking. The Hamburglar had a long history of robbery and other criminal activity.

He also learned that the Hamburglar had been seen in the area around the time of Grimace's murder. Eazy-E was sure he had his man.

Eazy-E confronted the Hamburglar in an abandoned warehouse. The Hamburglar confessed to the crime and said he had done it out of revenge. Grimace had caught him stealing from the McDonalds and had threatened to turn him in.

The Hamburglar was sent to prison and Grimace's family was able to find some peace. Eazy-E had solved the case, but it was a bittersweet victory. He had found justice for Grimace, but the cost was too high.

ChatGPT Prompt: Write a rap in the style of Eazy-E about a noir detective solving the murder of Grimace by the Hamburglar

Verse 1

I'm the noir detective, on the case 
Gonna solve this murder, at a breakneck pace 
Grimace been killed, the Hamburglar’s the one 
Gonna catch the crook and have justice done

Verse 2

Headin’ to the scene, to uncover clues 
Gonna find the culprit and make him pay his dues 
Checkin’ out the evidence left behind 
Gonna bring justice and peace of mind

Verse 3

Piece together the facts, askin’ questions of the witnesses 
Gonna bring the truth to the surface, no matter how much it distances 
Gonna get to the bottom of this, and I won’t be done ’til I find 
The villain who stole Grimace’s life, and justice for what he did behind

Verse 4

Bustin’ out the magnifying glass, and the handcuffs too 
Gonna catch the criminal, gonna put him through 
No mercy for the Hamburglar, he’ll pay for his crime 
Gonna bring justice to Grimace, ’til justice is done in rhyme