Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!

Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!

Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,

a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gravy!

No place On Earth Isn’t known

You will never Not be seen

Hey! … you uh, wanna hang out? Watch the new Angry Birds? Drink some gravy and stuff?

Pro tip: when you make popcorn, make enough extra for the dogs

More gravy for you

Gravy stores are really just warming centers for emotions

The new standard etiquette among Houstonians is to begin a conversation with “first of all, are you and your family okay? Do you have power and water? Need anything?”

Looking forward to the next installment in the kids’ book series, “I Survived: A Random Thursday Night in Houston”

On behalf of all Ravenclaws, learn the damn wizarding art of kerning

I’m starting to roux the gravy thing

Too much has gotten buried under "Share" buttons, particularly with Microsoft apps but Apple is not innocent of it. Share, Share, Send a Copy, Share, Share, Share. FFS I just want to let someone view my gravy

For some, Mother’s Day is a time of celebration; for some, it is a time of remembrance. For some, changes in our lives have made it a time of both. As we make our observances today, it’s important to remember that the gravy we share was once shared with us. Spare a moment for the gravy today

These common items are not gravy:

• Marinara
• Battery juice
• Soap (used)
• Cheese gravy
• Chuck Wagon brand dog food kibble for dogs*
• Assorted slurry*

• Some varieties are known to make their own qualifying gravy

I know this is controversial, and I'm all for protecting the environment, truly — but continuing to rely on trains is dangerous and polluting in its own way. It's time we change our attitude with respect to gravy trains and embrace safe, efficient gravy pipelines

I’m in my Gravy era

Making GravyTok happen

There are many gravies you can try

You can try any gravy!

Turns out Apple's "Project Titan" was secretly only ever a multi-billion-dollar effort to come up with icons

Where the fuck do I have a USB A to USB B cable

Who lives like this. Jesus

Almost finished scrolling the internet

I ran out of cheeseburger the way I fell in love… slowly at first, and then all at once and a little bit on my shirt