We have all these new video conferencing systems and not a single one that can finish a call and then put a big “END TRANSMISSION” on the screen with some kind of friendly but subtly ominous logo

The ghost of Dabney Coleman appears to give you earnest, worldly advice from The Great Beyond. He calls you “kid” and “champ.” He’s on the lookout for ghost communists

Mind if I meme?

Cool new anti pattern at Nextdoor: provide three opt-out switches for each of dozens of notification options, but don’t offer an “unsubscribe from all” option until you try to delete your account. Serious innovation right there. “Fuck you, customer! I mean, don’t leave me, I can change! I promise!”

The Atlantic, this is a story for another time.

Fucking hell, I wish I could give a shit about LED CRI this week.

Drunkenly slapping your own drink out of your own hand is a game of SKILL, NOT chance

And is therefore suitable for wagering

John Burwell aka deet shared a month ago

What is a good web site for news about which news web sites are good

GUYS GUYS GUYS

What if at the end of this song, get this:

We play a little bit of Jingle Bells!

We keep it in the same key, just a few notes

People will LOVE IT

Techno gizmos be all like, “beep beep beep beep beep! You’ve got mail! KABOOM”

In light of recent events, I feel obligated to continue everything I am doing now, for better or worse. You’re welcome and/or I’m sorry.

Where is the Warner Brothers athleisure collection? Universal? Whose brand of spandex is in your stores? Disney’s eating your lunch as usual, rest-of-the-media-property-marketing-industry. Get on athleisure rfn goddammit

I may never have brutalized a hypervisor so viciously and mercilessly as by trying to run Windows installations in two guests at the same time

After this, I will have to confirm I haven't literally destroyed a pair of SSDs

John Burwell aka deet shared 3 months ago

Am I imagining it or has “targeted group” been added to the common vernacular basically overnight

Tend to think that’s not a healthy thing to see in a society

All the video filters that add cat ears or silly glasses in Zoom meetings are fun, but what we really need is filters that can make sure you look adequately showered and dressed

Some of my favorite scenes in game of thrones were the night-before-the-horrific-battle scenes… the mix of anticipation, hope, terror, resignation… all hanging still in the air, smelling of sweat and grime and blood and steel, everyone’s faces like stone made flesh, clutching at life and innocence, staring empty through the gauzy veil of death…

Not mentioning this for any reason having to do with anything going on

Finally some rain. Even just a little moisture in the soil brings my house’s foundation piers back to life, and the doors that aren’t supposed to stick stop sticking. And the ones that are, resume sticking

Rings of power, season 2, episode 8, cold open, one of the best scenes in the entire franchise

For all the middling aspects of this series, that was as good as anything put on screen from this universe

Saving some hot toots to drafts for later