Remember to laugh through the pain. I mean, you can also cry through the pain.
Actually, you can do whatever you want. Just make sure you're in pain.
Not in pain at all? We'll see about that.
I almost forgot to log into all my gamified apps and nearly lost my streak of maintaining streaks
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 9 months ago
Every town should have a cable depot where everyone brings the cables they aren't using and they sort, test, and store them, and when you need some random cable you simply drop by the cable depot to pick it up. And if they don't have it they'll request it from the next town over, like inter library loans.
Are we committed to “2024?” Is it too late to consider other options
“New phone, who dis?” but with dozens of MFA apps
Well, it's a ball. It's in a ball shape
But… it's just cheese
Whipped cheese. Softer than normal cheese.
Ok whipped cheese. Why would anyone shove a cracker into this?
Well, it's shaped like a ball, and it's also covered in nuts
Nuts. Nuts. It's covered in nuts so people will want to stick a cracker into it.
Or a knife.
A cracker or a knife. Whipped cheese in the shape of a ball, covered in nuts, and people will pay money to stick crackers into this? Or a knife?
Or a knife, yes.
And what will it cost?
After member savings, $8.97
Paying my next bill by paper check just so I can still have an opportunity ever to get the date wrong
OMG it's the last day of the year already??? So grateful for all these glowing texts, I can't believe I almost forgot it's my last chance to donate to politicians in 2023
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
I published empirical research back in the year 2000 showing that if you give consumers a safe, easy way to access a giant library of content without ads, they'll happily pay a fair market price.
The streaming successes of 2013-2020 proved this to be true.
Now, siloization, surveillance, advertising, price-gouging, and shitty algorithms are going to send everyone back to "piracy."
https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/26/24015595/amazon-prime-video-ads-coming-january-29
The AI innovation I want is Autotune removal
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 10 months ago
Spotted on a user's computer.
Hark! The Harold angels sing.
Only the Harolds
But first, Nowell!
"migrate the whole office to OneDrive" what was I thinking
It’s the simple pleasures, you know?
A crisp morning, a fresh cup of coffee, and a quiet moment to really engage with some great content. Really monetizable
If I ever have to bleed to demonstrate my loyalty to some villain, remind me not to slice my own palm. Maybe I can slice the back of my arm or something. Something that won't slow down me seeing my dark lord's bidding done because I have a bandage over a four-inch gash on my hand
Let's just stop for a moment.
Let's read this, and think about the real message contained in this statement.
Okay! Thank you.
The academic tendency to name things
can be identified according to a range of systems dependent on the discipline in which the observer is situated. Names for this tendency include taxonomy[1], itself a subset of classification [2,3]; characterization[4], typology[5], or categorization[6,7,8]. This paper presents findings that all of these types of this tendency have in common a process of what we will call "labeling," which may be familiar to the layperson as "naming things"
Activities a goat can do:
- Wear a backpack
- Take a day trip
- Visit a hospital
- Tricks or other tasks
- Running/enjoying