Are we committed to “2024?” Is it too late to consider other options

“New phone, who dis?” but with dozens of MFA apps

Well, it's a ball. It's in a ball shape

But… it's just cheese

Whipped cheese. Softer than normal cheese.

Ok whipped cheese. Why would anyone shove a cracker into this?

Well, it's shaped like a ball, and it's also covered in nuts

Nuts. Nuts. It's covered in nuts so people will want to stick a cracker into it.

Or a knife.

A cracker or a knife. Whipped cheese in the shape of a ball, covered in nuts, and people will pay money to stick crackers into this? Or a knife?

Or a knife, yes.

And what will it cost?

After member savings, $8.97

Paying my next bill by paper check just so I can still have an opportunity ever to get the date wrong

OMG it's the last day of the year already??? So grateful for all these glowing texts, I can't believe I almost forgot it's my last chance to donate to politicians in 2023

John Burwell aka deet shared 1 year, 8 months ago

The AI innovation I want is Autotune removal

Miracles do happen!

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Spotted on a user's computer.

Hark! The Harold angels sing.

Only the Harolds

But first, Nowell!

"migrate the whole office to OneDrive" what was I thinking

It’s the simple pleasures, you know?

A crisp morning, a fresh cup of coffee, and a quiet moment to really engage with some great content. Really monetizable

If I ever have to bleed to demonstrate my loyalty to some villain, remind me not to slice my own palm. Maybe I can slice the back of my arm or something. Something that won't slow down me seeing my dark lord's bidding done because I have a bandage over a four-inch gash on my hand

Let's just stop for a moment.

Let's read this, and think about the real message contained in this statement.

Okay! Thank you.

The academic tendency to name things

can be identified according to a range of systems dependent on the discipline in which the observer is situated. Names for this tendency include taxonomy[1], itself a subset of classification [2,3]; characterization[4], typology[5], or categorization[6,7,8]. This paper presents findings that all of these types of this tendency have in common a process of what we will call "labeling," which may be familiar to the layperson as "naming things"

Activities a goat can do:

  • Wear a backpack
  • Take a day trip
  • Visit a hospital
  • Tricks or other tasks
  • Running/enjoying

The word “shower” traces back to an Ancient Greek word meaning roughly “chamber for standing and dreading”

Remember to avoid cliché. I’m looking at you, “I’m looking at you.”

Who are these people giving and receiving cars for Christmas? What is that kind of life like?