I rise as she sleeps
In the gray dawn, silent
But for the cracking of my bones
Get in the car we’re going felonying
It is best not to engage with scammers or any other type of person
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gravy!
No place On Earth Isn’t known
You will never Not be seen
Hey! … you uh, wanna hang out? Watch the new Angry Birds? Drink some gravy and stuff?
Pro tip: when you make popcorn, make enough extra for the dogs
More gravy for you
Gravy stores are really just warming centers for emotions
The new standard etiquette among Houstonians is to begin a conversation with “first of all, are you and your family okay? Do you have power and water? Need anything?”
Looking forward to the next installment in the kids’ book series, “I Survived: A Random Thursday Night in Houston”
On behalf of all Ravenclaws, learn the damn wizarding art of kerning
I’m starting to roux the gravy thing
Too much has gotten buried under "Share" buttons, particularly with Microsoft apps but Apple is not innocent of it. Share, Share, Send a Copy, Share, Share, Share. FFS I just want to let someone view my gravy
For some, Mother’s Day is a time of celebration; for some, it is a time of remembrance. For some, changes in our lives have made it a time of both. As we make our observances today, it’s important to remember that the gravy we share was once shared with us. Spare a moment for the gravy today
These common items are not gravy:
- Marinara
- Battery juice
- Soap (used)
- Cheese gravy
- Chuck Wagon brand dog food kibble for dogs*
- Assorted slurry*
- Some varieties are known to make their own qualifying gravy
I know this is controversial, and I'm all for protecting the environment, truly — but continuing to rely on trains is dangerous and polluting in its own way. It's time we change our attitude with respect to gravy trains and embrace safe, efficient gravy pipelines
I’m in my Gravy era
Making GravyTok happen
There are many gravies you can try
You can try any gravy!
Turns out Apple's "Project Titan" was secretly only ever a multi-billion-dollar effort to come up with icons
